To: Mr. Stephen James
From: Harriet Tubman

Stephen,

I have done some checking with a dear friend who is a financial guru, and he said, in order to avoid the most tax, I should probably have the funds allocated in the following manner:

  • 33% US Dollars

  • 33% Japanese Yen

  • 33% in the country of origin's currency

  • 1% in some other currency

Can you please draw up an agreement that will show what your intentions are? Sorry to be such an inconvenience, but it'll all be worth it when that orphanage is built!. I have already contacted an architect, and I'll send you some of his thoughts.

Additional Thoughts:

This didn’t sit well with Stephen at all.