To: Mr. Stephen James
From: Harriet Tubman

Stephen,

Sorry for the delay. Unfortunately, my new cat hasn't quite gotten the hang of using the litter box. It's been crappy weekend; pun intended!

So, I have a few questions. First of all, I think it would be better, in the interest of preserving our friendship, if I dealt directly with the Board as you originally instructed made to do. That was sound advice that you gave me, and I would like to follow it. Can you please forward that contact information? I will reference your name with her, in a show of good will.

Secondly, I guess I am confused about the account information you referenced below. I was under the impression that Mr. Orlando lived in Houston, as I remembering looking up his address. The reason I remember, is that I have a cousin, Mike Ditka, that ]lives in Houston. I thought they might live close to one another.

However, imagine my surprise when I noticed below that he has now moved to New York. Did he indeed move? Do you know Mr. Orlando personally? I don't want to see you get taken advantage of, sir.

Perhaps I am more confused than I thought, and I was supposed to send the information to somebody in Orlando, FL. That would be actually really awesome, as I need to satisfy my Disney fix. Have you ever been to Disney World? I would like to tell you all about it, if you have never been. Have you visited it?

-HT

Sent from my iPad

Additional Thoughts:

One of my favorite things to do with these folks is to never answer their questions directly, and throw more questions at them. It drives them insane. The more I distract them from their ultimate goal, which is to get my information and money, the crazier they get. And I’m totally here for it.

And, I am ashamed of my typo..