To: James J / Stephen / Spiderman
From: Harriet Tubman

A player? You have got to be kidding me. You literally just sent me a message, and then signed it as "Management". Then I called you out on it, and you had nothing in response. So, sir, you are indeed the "player", not me. And to think I was considering naming my cat, Stephen. And now you signed your email "James"? Who's the player, really, sir?

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Additional Thoughts:

I will not stand for being called a player….