Dear RSS ("Really Stupid Stephen"),

I no longer have any trust in you. And calling me names is a really mature way to handle yourself in a business situation, isn't it? I would trust a five year old child with my funds, more than you. I will do everything in my power to have you terminated from

CFC. I won't stop until you are living on the streets, with no job, no car, and no cat.

My cat hates you now.

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