To: Mr. Stephen James
From: Harriet Tubman
Subject: Listen I don’t care if you like working with me or not, YEAH I FEEL THE SAME WAY
Stephen,
That's fine by me. You know what? I don't care if you don't care. You have acted so sympathetic about Howie, but I know this entire time you were just appeasing me. You never cared about him. Don't try and convince me otherwise.
You remind me of a FORMER friend I had. His name was Screech Powers, and he was just like you. I have no time for somebody of your character. My only consolation is that I was saved by the proverbial bell, and found this out before it was too late.
Oh trust me, I will be contacting the SECRETARY GENERAL, and the very first item on the docket will be the unprofessional behavior of one of her employees - namely, you. I doubt she will appreciate you sending a message like you did, on behalf of CFC.
I will be telling her that you are NOT my personal account officer. Bye bye, commission
You messed with the bull. And you just got the horns.
Your FORMER friend,
-HT
Additional Thoughts:
Another critical point, as another classic sitcom comes back into play again. What a tangled web we are weaving here…