To: Harriet Tubman
From: Stephen James

Dear beneficiary Harriet Tubman, i am very happy you have come back to your normal senses in this very issue, and that will help me to do my job in this transaction. Please I don't send gift or TEA to my customers, because of my position here as the ADMIN DIRECTOR, but all the same my duty is to ensure that every funds of beneficiaries registered under my name control, must be delivered to the lawful owner without much delay.

Secondly, i am so happy that finally you have put a date for the burial ceremony of your lovely DOG, is indeed a great pain and lost, but at the same time, you have to take it easy and move on with your life, may the body of your wonderful Dog rest in perfect peace AMEN.

Meanwhile, i still don't understand why you are finding it difficult to furnish your personal information to my office as i requested, after various email messages to you demanding for the same information, to enable my office verify and confirm your originality, to avoid delivering the funds to the wrong person, please for the last time i need those information from you.

Lastly, what is your interest in making the payment for attorney consultation and documents procurement fee of $950usd? I need you to tell me here and now on when actually you will have the fee send, so that i can start getting all the necessary papers ready for the immediate delivering to commence without delay, because we are about to finalize transaction for the year.

Your urgent attention is needed.

Mr. Stephen James

Additional Thoughts:

I don’t have a whole to say on this one. Stephen denied my tea - apparently ADMIN DIRECTOR’s can’t ship tea? Who knew. Additionally, I find it funny that he blessed my fictitious dead dog’s body.