To: Harriet Tubman
From: Mr. Stephen James

Dear Harriet Tubman, i am very sorry for the death of your lovely DOG, is quite a great lost indeed, please take heart and accept my condolence. I believe god knows the best, and i want you to endure the pains and move on with your life okay.

In addition to that, you urgent attention is needed in this very transaction, because we have no much time again to have this deal finalize, because of our upcoming ANNUAL AUDIT MEETING, that requires my office dispatching all unclaimed funds under my office custody to the beneficiaries to avoid confiscating the funds to the British Government as unclaimed funds. Base on that, i will appreciate it if you can follow my instruction by providing the needed information from you, so that i will start processing your funds delivering files immediately.

More importantly, you have to note that your presence is also needed here in my office in LONDON for some endorsement ceremony, as the BRITISH GOVERNMENT LAWS demands for any funds worth more than ONE MILLION DOLLARS going out from LONDON to an individual in another country for security reason . But if you cannot be able to come here yourself, then you have to agree with my office to consult a legal attorney who will embark on the documents procurement and endorsement ceremony which will required a total fee of $950usd from you to enable us consult the attorney here, if you cannot come yourself.

Please i need your personal telephone number for oral discussion now.

Mr. Stephen James

Additional Thoughts:

Again, I love the use of ALL CAPS here. Especially for the word “DOG”. I just don’t get it. Did Stephen just invite me to London?