To: Harriet Tubman
From: Mr. Stephen James
Subject: Dear stupid Tubman, stop contacting my office again

Dear stupid Tubman, stop contacting my office again the business is over. I have nothing with you again, so go your way and don't send me useless email messages again.

I have submitted your files to the Board of Trustees yesterday, and i believe by now your funds has been revoked to the government as unclaimed funds. So go and have rest.

Mr. James

Additional Thoughts:

I remember actually laughing out loud at this one. That subject line. Nobody can write an email subject like my boy Stephen.