To: Harriet Tubman
From: Mr. Stephen James

Dear Harriet Tubman, now is not the time for question and answering, you can name the orphanage after Mrs. Donna Brown's name not me, because she is the DONOR, so i think is right for you to name the orphanage project after her name okay. Secondly, i am sorry if any of my words looks insulting to you, just bear it and find a place in your heart to forgive me, but my reason of calling you those names was because you failed to follow my instruction advice previously and it got me upset, so let's move on and make this transaction a successful one okay.

Lastly, if you have been SCAM before like you said, i am sorry but do not allow your previous experience take this great opportunity out from you, because god knows the reason he directed this sick woman to willed this funds to you, and according to her agreement with my company here when she deposited the funds last month, %60 of the total funds is for the orphanage project while the remaining %40 is for you as the lawful beneficiary.

I wait to hear from you with the information i requested.

Mr. Stephen James

Office Line: +447839138378

Additional Thoughts:

Well, looky there. Not only did I receive the long-awaited apology, but Stephen signed with his phone number attached. At this point, I technically think he and I are dating. And I love the ALL CAPS sections of this message.