To: Harriet Tubman
From: Mr. Stephen James (In god we trust)
Dear beneficiary Harriet Tubman, i acknowledge the content of your email message with thanks.
However, i have also understood how much you love your DOG, but the point remains that death is inevitable and there is nothing you and I can do to bring the DOG back alive again, so please bear the pains and let it go okay.
Well, i really appreciate your eagerness to come down to my office in LONDON for the documents endorsement ceremony as the British Government law demands. Sir, i don't think coming to LONDON will cost you lesser amount as you may think, because before you will be allow to commence for this very endorsement ceremony, you have to pay for the British Government Non Residence Entrance Pass fee of non less than £2,000pound, and you still need to get confirmation letter from the High Court Magistrate Order which will also cost you about £980pound, so when you add it to your flight ticket and hotel reservation, then you will agree with me that consulting a legal practitioner attorney will be the best option for you with only $950usd.
Sir, i have worked with this company for over 15 good years, and i think with the experience i have gathered, i should be in a better position to advice you on the best option to follow while dealing on issues like this, to ensure that you receive my client funds without much delay from any angle, so please follow my advice in chosen the option of this office consulting a legal attorney who will embark on the SIX INTERNATIONAL DOCUMENT, procurement and endorsement on your behalf here in LONDON as that will be the best for you.
Lastly, if you can follow my advice as the personal account officer to Mrs. Christina Rose, i will strongly advice you to chose the option of paying the needed $950usd for the documents procurement and attorney consultation fee, as that will save you stress, much expenses and delay in your funds delivering issue, as my duty is to give you the best advice option to follow in this very transaction to make sure you receive the funds, as my client instructed me when she deposited the funds here under this Colonial Company custody.
I need your personal information such as, Telephone Number? Full House Address? Occupation? and ID passport.
In god we trust
Mr. Stephen James
Additional Thoughts:
So yeah. Looks like I don’t need to start packing a suitcase anytime soon. Stephen is not a fan of my coming to London. I just love how he throws in the “In god we trust” here. And I find his words of condolence less than comforting.