To: Harriet Tubman
From: Mr. Stephen James
Mr. Harriet Tubman, why did you not send the fee yesterday as we agreed? You told me that you were in the BANK yesterday to make payment, and i also assured the authorities here that my client is going to make his own payment available yesterday unfailingly, but what did i get in return nothing but failure.
Listen do you know what i have passed through in the hands of this company management since yesterday all because of protecting your personal interest? This company BOARD OF TRUSTEES had a meeting yesterday in regards to all unclaimed funds, of which the conclusion was to confiscate all the funds belonging to beneficiaries whose failed to comply with their demands yesterday to the British Government Account as unclaimed funds, of which your funds was included.
I pleaded with them yesterday to give you a day grace to make the payment which will definitely end today, and the grace attracted additional fee of $50usd for your unable to comply yesterday as instructed, so base on that the total fee you are expected to send today is $1,000usd unfailingly. And note if you should fail again today, i shall hands off in this transaction as the personal account officer, because i hate working with a person who does follow my instruction advice.
Go and have the fee of $1,000usd send to the previous account i sent to you and get back to me with the transfer slip now before it gets too late.
Additional Thoughts:
Nothing. I just think it’s so funny when he gets flustered.