To: Mr. Stephen James
From: Harriet Tubman
Subject: NEW DEVELOPMENT IS GARBAGE
Stephen,
Well, that certainly was an unexpected Monday surprise. I know you are just the messenger here, and the real people I should take this up with is your Board of Trustees, but I find this very frustrating.
Please communicate to them that the bloody banks in this country don't open until 11am local time. I can't force them to open any earlier than that. When Carlton Banks opens at 11am, I will hopefully be the first one in line. Furthermore, I have been in constant contact with you even during my great time of despair, showing my dedication to this transaction. What more do they want from me?
By the way, I got to thinking last night - let's just take the $950USD out of my total cut. That gets the money to Orlando quicker, your board is happy, and everybody goes home happy. Thoughts?
Perturbed,
-HT
Additional Thoughts:
This is a pivotal part in the story. One, I am not going to get pushed around by the honorable board. I just won’t have it. And two, it’s a great opportunity to introduce a new SET of characters into the story. The funny thing is, I am guessing most of you notice the character, and can name the show, and other characters in that show. Not Stephen. Bless. His. Heart.